I require a Bolt Action opponent

I'm nearing the end of my French odyssey, and I need to use the results against someone. Who wants to risk humiliation at the hands of the French?

Pete, want to continue your dismal string of failures?

Wes, want to try to repeat your extremely lucky victory?

Kieron, want to man up, step outside of history, and take on the might of my very small tank?

Err, also any idea when we could actually play?

I will play you! Move house tomorrow so I'll have to let you know when...

I'll take you on. I can't do worse than Pete. Don't know when, and in terms of where, if it's at mine it would be on a small table, but the offer's there.

You could. You could lose twice!

But I'll never lose to the French first. That honour is yours for all time.

I'll play you again, how many points you on now? Would like to use one of my half tracks...

Eeeeeexcellent. *steeples fingers*

I'm up to 1000 points now, will get to about 1250 when everything is painted.

Pete, is your new place going to be big enough for two side by side games like we've done before? Admittedly 1000 points would get a bit crowded there.

Otherwise we either have some hecklers or play on different nights or something.

Should say as well, I'm on the last 7 infantry guys which take the longest to paint, then I just have the armoured car (and the other big gun when it turns up). So not many painting hours left, the trick is finding actual hours to fit them into.

I've just got in bed from moving day. We've unpacked about 5% of our stuff....

I'll have to let you know when more is unpacked and I can see where stuff can go.

I have plans to make my tables into an 8x4 when my arms start working again. This could mean 1 big game or 2 4x4 games. Would mean being in the garage but it's ok in there

You probably don't really need the use of your arms anyway.

He needs to raise them when he surrenders to the French...again.

Big talk for someone who is too much of a wuss to play them!

It's all about historical precedent.

Oh, and me and Matt not having a big enough table between us.

One day we'll play, and my bomb dogs will make him suffer.